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- Thou shall not steal if there's a direct victim.
- Thou shall not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
- Thou shall not take the names of Johnny Cash, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hendrix, Kurt Cobain or Syd Barret in vain.
- Thou shall not think that any male over 30 that plays with a child that it not theit own is a pedophile; some people are just nice.
- Thou shall not stop liking a band or comedian just because they have become popular.
- Thou shall not judge a book by its cover.
- Thou shall not fall in love so easily.
- Thou shall not use poetry, art or music to ge into girls' pants... use it to get to their heads.
- Thou shall not return to the same club or bar week in and week out just because you once saw a girl there that you fancied and you're never going to fucking talk to.
- Thou shall give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
- Thou shall remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements.
- Thou shall not make generic repetitive music.
- Thou shall not make generic repetitive music.
- Thou shall not make generic repetitive music.
- Thou shall not make generic repetitive music.
- Thou shall not scream if you wanna go faster.
- Thou shall not pimp my ride.
- Thou shall not move to the sound of the wickedness.
- Thou shall not make some noise for Detroit.
- When I say "hey" thou shall not say "ho".
- When I say "hip" thou shall not say "hop".
- When I say, he says, she says, we say "make some noise!" ... kill me.
- Thou shall not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
- Thou shall not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
- Thou shall spell the word phoenix: PHEONIX not PHOENIX, regardless what the Oxford Dictionary tells you.
- Thou shall think for yourself.